Tuesday

Ironical Dichotomy


Let me make myself clear about one thing at the outset. I am not an atheist and have full faith in a superpower (GOD if you may) that transcends all restricting definitions of any one religion. My belief system is personal and neither enforced on anyone nor shaken by random questions. Needless to say, therefore, I loved the movie OMG starring Paresh Rawal, Akshay Kumar etc. It challenged some of our religious assumptions. What is so wrong with that? If you are sure, why get uptight when someone questions your beliefs? Why the uproar about some simple questions and real observations?

Neither can I understand the overwhelming fascination some people have these days, to pledge themselves under the direction of a "Guru". These "Babas" or ''fly-by-night saints'' or "God Men", seem to pop up around every corner these days. Their financial acumen needs to be applauded if nothing else. But when "YOUR GOD" has been so kind to give you a fully functional brain, the boon of literacy and the gift of understanding, why cant people just learn by study? What is the guarantee that your "Guru" is teaching you right? What if his/her version is distorted or incorrect?

My funda is simple, people today do not even trust school teachers to teach school children the right lessons. Hence, a different tuition teacher for a different subject and then there are the prescribed textbooks. When we force our little children to study the same subject from so many sources, why then as adults, do we blindly follow the teachings of just one man/woman when it comes to a vast subject like religion?


Why can't people stop being LAZY and READ? Use your own brain for "GOD'S SAKE".

A few lazy Sundays ago, lying in bed, the toughest thing I felt upto doing was watch videos that my friends had shared on Facebook. Apparently, these were 'must watch' videos. I watched a few videos of an ''enlightened soul'' (for as long as I could!!). This godman also happens to own some of the most prime properties in some of the costliest cities around the world. His teachings have been patented too! (BTW my personal take on IPR is that it is PURE BS and only serves the purpose of capitalists. Knowledge was always supposed to be free in an utopian world!). Most of his followers are well read and are people from well-to-do families. The growing number of his fan followers around the world can easily start a new religion if they feel so inclined. But, I cannot understand how these people cannot not see the dichotomy in his talks. In one talk, this enlightened soul speaks on why we should stay away from people who speak ill of others, since that is a reflection of how they will speak of you later. Fair enough. Good logic.

In the very next talk however, this same soul berates the entire cast and crew of the movie OMG, the entire Bollywood industry and casts aspersions on the personal lives and morality of people, he has never even met!! So what does that make him? OMG! What an Irony.

I was quite disturbed to see a whole crowd of people watching his talks live and nodding their heads in agreement. Even appalling is the spread of such videos by intelligent and educated people. I always wondered how some terrorist outfits could brainwash poor young kids. But what I see in these videos, is a process of mass brainwash with willing victims (young and old) submitting to the same. A friend once shared in jest, that the courses taught by the disciples of this "GURU", were a form of speed dating/matchmaking sessions for most attendees. I had laughed at the jest but dismissed it as an exaggeration. But when in organisations today, I see ''faith clans'' building up, something smells like trouble. You are part of an elitist club if you are a follower of a certain guru. You will be considered as an enlightened soul who is perpetually blessed to succeed, compared to other mere mortals at work. Could these have more sinister implications later? A Ku Klux Klan of the corporate world perhaps?

Live and let live, is the easiest way of living. Why cant we all just live so? If what you do and preach is right, be proud of it. Justify it if you must. But putting others down to establish your superiority is cheap. Even cheaper is passing value judgements on people you know nothing about. Creative freedom and scientific thought is the right of all mankind. NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO DENOUNCE THAT.

Thursday

A Shocking Perspective

Had an extraordinary conversation yesterday. I know that there are better men out there. Posting a very short transcript of the latter part of the conversation for the benefit of women folk. It was a shocking revelation and took me a while to calm myself and pen it down verbatim.

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Guy - "I do not want any dowry. I am totally against it. But I absolutely want a working wife."
Me - "Thats big of you but why the insistence on a working wife?"
Guy - "So she can pay for her own food and board. After all if you actually look at the genesis of the dowry system, it was meant to help a husband take care of his wife. But today with all this women's empowerment, that is an outdated concept."
Me - "Wow! Interesting! So tell me why not get yourself a paying guest instead of a wife?"
Guy - "Well! Don't get me wrong. I am not an unfeeling guy. I will give my wife pocket money too for all the work she does at home."
Me - "Oh so you mean you'll pay her for her services"
Guy -  "God, your words are ....veryyyy...harsh"
Me - "Dude, what you are trying to say is that I have hit the nail on the head. And what you really need is a paying guest, a maid and regular visits to kalighat."
Guy - "Oh you are rude"
Me - "Oh you are lucky, you are on the other side of a telephone!"
End of conversation.

I would not consider myself disillusioned but is it perhaps time we just stopped reading fairy tales to our daughters?

Sunday

What is not, was not meant to be - Perhaps

Every once in a while, looking into the mirror that was your past, you wish life gave you a second chance. A chance to have taken the risk and confessed your true feelings which you hid for fear of hurting those you love. A chance to take a chance. A chance to reach out for that special someone you could have had. A chance to experience what could have been. A chance to at least be able to talk honestly to each other just once, before you parted forever. A chance to allow what was perhaps not meant to be. A chance to investigate all those looks that passed and seemed so full of meaning. A chance for either to have shown more courage.

They said you were wrong for me. You had similar doubts for yourself. They said you were older & smarter. I already knew that. They said you would tire of me soon and I would soon slip down your priorities. I was afraid to prove them right. The pain is hard to bear. Leaving the past behind is tough. Forgetting even tougher. The more you try to forget, the more you remember the silliest encounters. And then you realize that you really don't wish to forget, for they were all something special. And then in the clear and present, all you wish, is for the future to bring each as much happiness as possible to make up for the loss of being together.

Wednesday

State of the State

Reaching Kol on Dday! The city seems tense already they say. 'Why?', I ask. 'Elections happen across states. Why create tensions? Why do citizens put up with it? Why is it that the so called 'city of intellectuals' allows for the rule of a minority bunch of hooligans?'

For my part, I am still unsure which is the better party to win. Each shows equal probability for growth as well as disrepair. Once the heart of prosperity, Kolkata today, has not just fallen behind by atleast 15 years, but also reduced to being categorised as a tier two city! Hyderabad, Pune, Bangalore and Ahmedabad are now added to Tier 1!!!

My well wishers say I am an idealist. Well I say, it is better than being a pacifist. They say you need to be the change you want to see. I haven't done much for my state, I agree. So starting now, it begins. I will not change my plans and reach Kolkata on 13th come what may (despite what my well wishers say). Bring it on you 'social maggots'. Let's see what you have got.

Don't cower down to these vandals. I request the masses to stand up on their feet and protest for a safe and balanced Kolkata. Say no to bandhs. Say no to the mockery of democracy (in a socialist state). If you don't change now, you never will.

Tuesday

To my prized collection

Life has a strange way of teaching us lessons in friendship and trust. People who you never thought you could get along with, turn out to be the ones with the golden hearts. Then of course, you go ahead and make serious judgmental errors. It is hard to accept failure. But when you look back at all the writings on the wall, you are just glad to have learnt your lesson in time. That is when you remember your true friends and family who accept all your weirdness, put up with your crankiness, share the madness and love you nevertheless.

In our increasingly hectic lives, we often forget to thank and say "I love you" to those who really matter. This post is dedicated to all my real buddies for always being there for me when I needed you most. For somehow saying just the right words when I was at my lowest. For all the fights and making-ups. For calling me names that got my feet back on the ground! For discounting all my mistakes and harsh words. For never allowing me to mince words :). Celebrating the essence of our friendship cannot be just an annual event. Just a few words from you guys, light up my entire day. Your friendships makes everyday of my life special. Thank you guys and gals - for just being you.

Love from 'yours truly'.

Thursday

To dream or to do?

An unfortunate legacy imposed on every Indian and more so a bong ever since one is born. Why does it always have to be a choice between Gandhi or Subhash? The fight for ideologies totally defeats the purpose. It isn't about respective success or failure either.

Both men had a dream and had the courage to follow through on it in whichever fashion they saw fit. That was all it was. The hype needs to be cut out at some point. So why not now?

Ideological justifications are for the lazy and weak-hearted. It is easiest to hide behind the excuse of ideology.

Our generation can do better. Our actions and not choices make us who we are. It is up to us therefore, to move out of this tragic situation and commit to doing rather than resting on past laurels.

Friday

India's Royal Jeopardy

Considering the spate of foolhardy statements by Rahul Gandhi over the years now, one can safely assume that he is on a rampage to compete against himself when it comes to stupidity. Perhaps his party high command bases his performance appraisal on an yearly quota of silly and immature statements to be made in public and a year on year hike on the number of such.

While being groomed for the PMO perhaps, he has been assigned on a blunder-fest fastrack. His success is perhaps measured as a function of the number of gravely-misinformed statements versus corresponding public outcries. As India's government sponsored royal family eagerly awaits the coronation of its heir apparent, we citizens are forced to bear a nail biting agony.

In keeping with the legacy of our political prince, perhaps one day Rahul Gandhi's autobiography will read - My Experiments with STUPIDITY.

Saturday

On ungainly assets

I am just an ordinary girl in many ways. I love my clothes, trinkets, random and regular shopping activities just like any other girl and have quite a distinctive taste of my own in all of the above.

When it comes to cars however, let's just say my taste is not so discerning. A car to me is just an enclosed carriage that needs to deliver me from one point to the other while protecting me from sunburn, rain or inopportune accidents. Hence, is definitely not something that I like to fuss about.

My team members have been after my life these last few months over why I do not own a car of my own yet and prefer to just hire one. It is difficult to explain to guys why/how I failed so miserably at the driving lessons from my dear dad. Hence, using a comfortable facade of - "I am meant to be driven and not drive" - has served me well so far.

Don't get me wrong. While I can well appreciate the comfort of a luxury car, it would never concern me deeply while buying my own car (if I ever feel so inclined). My vehicle(s) of choice is simple and short -

1. Maruti 800 (a/c would be nice) for the average Indian road.
2. Second hand autorickshaw for the Hyderabad roads (no frills required).

An asset that depreciates faster than the weather and is associated with high recurring costs, I consider an economic liability. To those who are still gloating over your latest acquisition of a white elephant, hearty congratulations from' yours truly'.

The Happily Deluded

The traffic on Hyderabad roads follow certain strict rules. Coming back from work last night, I had a glimpse of what fundas lie behind some these rules. Let me list the rules first and desecrate some of their making as we trail along.

Rule 1
While on Hyd roads, a road is a road. There are no lanes!

Rule 1
While on a Hyd road, every slow moving traffic has all the permission to take the right path (lane...if I may)

Rule 1
If you have a two-wheeler and happen to be in Hyderabad, the roads are automatically your 'Baap ki Jaagir' (lawful inheritance). Feel free to swing, dance, run or crawl...oh and of course...use the right lane by all means :)

Rule 1
You must always stay ahead in the race. The Hyd crowd takes this dictum very seriously and apply it to their driving too...literally.

It is ok to start late...but shame on you if you fall behind in traffic.

Rule 1
The APSRTC buses are the indomitable Dadas aka DONS of the Hyd roads. No Gandhigiri for these bhaiyas though. At their benevolent best, you are allowed to trail behind them. However, since they suffer from more bad hair days than not, be prepared to incur their wrath & risk getting crushed anywhere/anytime.

Rule 1
A footpath is only an extension of the road for the discerning Hyderabad traffic players. Nothing more nothing less. If you can drive, by all means use the footpaths whenever you wish.

Rule 1
So what if you couldn't get your mono-flying license? All you need to fly on the Hyd roads, is a yellow bike with a pointy end and a girl to bring up your rear end. That's it... and you are ready to take off!

Rule 007
On Fridays and Saturdays, no two/three wheelers drive on the left side of the road. These are the 'Hafta Wasooli' days. Every law abiding traffic policeman worth his salt (or sugar, butter and the like) can be found on the streets. Don't worry about breaking a few traffic rules here and there...as long as you are not stopped by the police...you are doing well :)

Thursday

Tidbits of fun facts I found online

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
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BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
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CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
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COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
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DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
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EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
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HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
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INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
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MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
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RAISIN: Grape with sunburn.
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SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
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SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
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TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
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TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
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YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
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WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.